Anonymous asked:

I'm sad because Tom's cock would never fit in my mouth :( He was blessed but for fucking not sucking....unless he doesn't mind cock head action only.

laterovaries answered:

Relax the throat. There’s no such thing as too big to suck…





Lie on your back, head over the side of the mattress. This angle helps you avoid your gag reflex.

Wonder how many followers I’ll lose over this???

It can also allow him to take over the pace.  If you’re into being face-fucked. :)

As a person with a tiny mouth (seriously, I’ve had dentists and doctors remark on it) who has had to find additional ways to please while giving head (there was one special guy who liked a tiny bit of teeth action but like I said he was…special), I would like to point out that while deep-throating is nice, there are other things you can do as well.

-starting at the base (you may need to tilt your head), run your lips along the corpus spongiosum (the ridge along the bottom of the penis) applying gentle sucking pressure as you go, then when you get to the end and reach the frenulum, give it extra sucking attention, sometimes rolling it gently between your lips.  But be careful and time it correctly - the frenulum the most sensitive area of the penis and you can overdo it and hurt the guy if you’re not careful or if he’s not aroused enough.  (Kind of like women and direct attention to the clitoris.)

-run your tongue around and under the ridge of the glans

-dip the end of your tongue very slightly into the end of his urethra.  You can also play with the urethra with your fingers while your lips are on the shaft.

-use your hands to give stimulation to the shaft while moving just the glans into and out of your mouth (using gentle pressure with your lips as they move over the glans ridge on the out stroke)

-don’t forget to give the balls some love, too.

Ladies, any other BJ tips?  Come on, I know there are more. :)


BJ tips…hmm… Balls. Always tug on the balls. I’ve got my tongue pierced, so I use my hand at the base a lot while I twirl my tongue around the head. Otherwise I have to try and keep my tongue pressed to the bottom of my mouth if I deep throat so it’s not like, metal scraping up and down the underside. It’s fun for a bit though. Also sometimes I slip the ball of my barbell into the edge of the urethra. Make sure it’s tightened if you try it though!

I’m serious about the ball tugging. Wrap your fingers around the skin just above them, between the cock and the balls…and pull, gently if you’ve never done it so he doesn’t think you’re trying to rip them off.

Sorry followers, we’re going to be NSFW for a short while.

- if your guy’s uncut, use your lips to slide the foreskin up and down the tip. You have to use plenty of spit to make sure there’s enough lubrication.
- tugging the balls, I support that. Also gently suck the skin of the balls, and lick them. Start from the perineum (the area between his balls and anus), flat tongue with pressure, go lighter when you reach the balls. You can take them into your mouth as well (yes, I mean it). One ball at a time, kind of suck them in. And be very very gentle.
- on shaft use your tongue, you just don’t have to suck him, lick him all over the place, go flat, go sharp, nip the skin with your lips. When working on the shaft you can use more pressure, as it’s not as sensitive as the tip or the balls.

And ask him what he likes.




So, you crazy people made me do it - reproachfully looking at you clojury, mamaobsidian and carriehiddlebatch… and I believe there were a few more who wanted to embarrass me and torture themselves with listening to this…

I´m really scared because I´m far more eloquent when I talk in my first language or when I write, so forgive my stuttering everyone.

This is what everyone has to do/read:

  • Your name and username.
  • Where you’re from.
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

Tagging some of you because why should I be the only one who´s getting laughed at.

mamaobsidian xdelayedgratification consulting-lokean lenaoffassy villain-lover biddybooks sarabeth72 kissimmmeme storylover92 antyc67 dreamsngr eve1978 gerli49 hiddlednlokid i-have-a-serious-problem i-wish-i-was-the-moon jossisgod leehiddlestan neither-blue-nor-green plagueratlucy queensoybean roxanestark adamcansuckme ticklishteacup unseendancingqueen victims-we-are-not velvet-muffin and anyone who feels like it

Damned! You are the 4th person to tag me in this after sherlockandlokihavetheimpala velvet-muffin and nwadadnama

I’m not sure when or if I’ll be able to do this since I don’t really have any alone time right now and while I’m free to Tumble and write I can’t very well start recording shit without making hubby too curious ;)
But thanks for tagging me!

Now, so-easy-to-love-me omg woman your voice is so gorgeous and smooth and you sound like a proper English lady, I don’t hear an accent there at all. Of course I’m Dutch so that might just be me, loved your German words too! Oma en opa are the same in Dutch :)

Your voice is just beautiful, @so-easy-to-love-me. Thanks for the tag! Let’s see if I have the guts to do the thing. My accent is so strong I’m not sure that I want to share it with the world ;)



During the month of September 2014, our house in Tennessee became the base camp for Tom Hiddleston’s steady transformation into Hank Williams. I’d been hired by a film company—-whose vision of shining a gritty light on the life and times of Hank Williams piqued my interest no end—-to produce the music and assist their leading man in finding his way into the heart of one of the greatest singer-songwriters of all time.

The classically trained British actor arrived in Nashville on the fourth day of the month and the very next day climbed on a tour bus bound for Michigan and the Wheatland Music Festival, his traveling companions Claudia, myself, and a four-piece band consisting of Jerry Roe, Byron House, Pat Buchannan and Steve Fishell. Just minutes before taking part in an afternoon workshop with Sarah Jarosz, whose permission I had sought first, I asked Tom if he’d like to join us onstage and sing “I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry,” a Hank Williams song I’d heard him practicing on the bus. I was surprised when he said yes and skillfully performed the tune before what must have been 1500 people. Later that night, with my band on the main stage, and with very little urging from me, he rendered a joyful version of “Move It On Over.” Afterward, brimming with delight, he admitted, rather boyishly, that he’d never in his life performed with a band and had loved it.

On a typical day in September, I watched him sit for a wardrobe fitting, read through four hours worth of key scenes with the director and leading lady, spend another two hours with a dialect coach, and then, in order to lose the weight needed to look Hank Williams gaunt on screen, run seven wicked miles over hilly Tennessee terrain. With those chores done, he’d then commit to six more hours of singing, over and over again, a very hard to master song like ”Lovesick Blues.” And then, when he finally unlocked the mystery of yodeling the blues, hillbilly style, and was treated to a playback of his performance responded by saying “I can do it better, let me go again.” Then came a late dinner, wolfed down before giving in to a few hours sleep. After nearly a month spent collaborating with this gifted artist, I’m as respectful of the man’s work ethic as I’m mystified by his transformational skills. Without a doubt, the filmmakers chose the right actor for the job.

And, incidentally, having Ry Cooder as a duet partner on “God I’m Missing You” on the Americana Music Awards Show was pretty damned mystical as well. Rodney